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The death of Nabenda and the attention it has attracted shows how distant from real issues our political discourse has gotten

The death of the Woman Member of Parliament for Butaleja District, Cerinah Arioru Nebanda and the resultant hullabaloo around it reflects the crisis of the political class in Uganda.

It confirms Prof. Mahmood Mamdani’s assertion that every form of rule shapes the form of resistance to it. The NRM has ruled Uganda largely through corruption, lies, subterfuge, false accusations and manipulation. Those who seek to remove him from power employ the same tricks.

Yet a meaningful struggle against the ills of a deeply entrenched corrupt system like that of the NRM has to be – first and foremost – a struggle over values. Without a framework of the values around which resistance is organised, we run the risk of removing Mobutu but not Mobutuism.

I would have been surprised if the NRM government, knowing its extreme incompetence, negligence and disorganisation, came out acting responsibly and in a well-organised manner to articulate a coherent case of how the MP died.

In fact had it done so, I would have suspected it of having a hand in her death – for we must remember that although the NRM government has consistently proven its utter incompetence and mediocrity in almost every big and small agenda it has initiated, it has been remarkably skillful in the one thing it seeks above all else – regime survival.

Therefore, it could only have killed Nebanda if the MP posed – not just a tactical or even strategic threat – but an existential threat to its survival. And precisely because regime survival is its most highly developed capability, it would have managed the information flow around Nebanda’s death with dazzling skill.

Thus, even though the government does not often kill its critics, where I have suspected that it has done so, it has always handled the issue with remarkable thoroughness to cover its tracks leaving little clues of its deadly hand.

Therefore, as the government fidgeted, contradicted itself, panicked and bungled up all communication regarding Nebanda’s death, it confirmed to me that it had no prior plan and knowledge of it.

This was classical NRM when dealing with matters other than regime maintenance – because whenever and wherever an issue of citizen interest that is separate from power-retention has come to the fore, the NRM government has exhibited remarkable indifference, incompetence and apathy. The regime only moves when there are existential threats to its power.

Nebanda did not, and could not, by any stretch of the imagination have posed such an existential threat. And this is where I painfully have to agree with President Yoweri Museveni: if anyone suggests that his government killed Nebanda, that person is leaving in an imaginary world.

Why would government kill her: because she made some noise against an oil bill? The Museveni regime does not kill critics. At most, it just ignores them; often, it buys them off; sometimes, it intimidates them; and on occasion, it blackmails them into silence. Let us deal with the NRM we know, not the one we want to imagine.

That Museveni’s critics would rally around Nebanda’s death to discredit him shows how equally opportunistic they are. They tend to pick fights with him where they should just ignore him i.e. on minor issues that mean little to the ordinary citizen like the death of Nebanda.

They avoid confronting him on issues where they should fight i.e. matters that affect our nation in a fundamental way – like on the delivery of public goods and services to ordinary citizens.

Having failed to organise effectively to remove him, they have retreated to the world of make-believe. For instance, whenever he disappears from public view for a few days, rumours circulate like wildfire that he is dead or critically ill.

Thus frustrated at their inability to remove him, they cling unto such false hopes – that somehow, nature delivers to them on a silver platter that which they have failed to do through political mobilisation and organisation.

This only shows the poverty of our opposition and elite class; its avoidance of reality and its obsession with quick fixes. Indeed, they behave like a man who fails to get a pretty woman to consent to go to bed with him and retreats to having an imaginary relationship with her in his dreams.

Nebanda was just any other ordinary and opportunistic Ugandan politician caring more about her career than the destiny of the people of Uganda. For instance, she was a staunch DP at university. When she went to run for parliament and found that NRM is the most popular party in her constituency, she changed.

In fact this fundamental weakness in her political principles was clear to Museveni. He said at his press conference that one time she asked him for “something” (I suppose money) and he had promised to help.

There are many issues that concern the lives of the people of Uganda, which never gain the attention of those who pretend to oppose Museveni. Two years ago, The New Vision, of all newspapers, reported that an audit of western and central regions had exposed the existence of 103 ghost hospitals.

Government had spent years sending medicines, paying staff on top of initially procuring land, constructing the hospitals and equipping them. There was not a whisper in public debate on this issue. Yet 26 mothers in Uganda die in childbirth every day because of a disastrous healthcare system characterised by theft, negligence and indifference.

Also, 80,000 kids die every year of preventable diseases. In 10 years you have a death toll of 800,000 kids, equal to the Rwanda genocide. Not once has anyone in our parliament or media or so-called civil society made this their moral crusade.

I can go on and on giving examples of public policy failures in our education, agriculture, infrastructure, judiciary, pensions, energy and other sectors that are destroying the hopes and dreams of the young and the poor, which never find space in our political discourse. Instead, our politicians and other elites fight petty battles in Kampala unrelated to the daily struggles of our people. This crass opportunism bby the political class shows why 42% of the electorate kept away from the polling booth in 2011; and why the 58 percent who cared to vote insisted on doing so only after they had been paid. Happy New Year!

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written by Gen Adam kifaliso, January 06, 2013
Happy New Year Andrew , i find you apologetic and sincere, it seems you missed your Xmas gift from state house , It true NRM has been ruling Uganda with concealed hatred and determination to stay in power at the cost of all it could do to develop the country , lies after lies after lies have kept the population waiting for better days . the question is ....why should m7 behave this to a country he calls home ? the fact that NRM has not killed any opponent by firing squad it does not mean anything ,it does kill people or them , you know NRM has mounted a war on Uganda's culture wanting to make it extinct its policies have killed more people than the Genocides of past eras
To Lt Adam
written by winnie, January 06, 2013
Does anyone one on this page ever take u serious? dont u have kwanjulwas to attend to over da weekend not even going to church by da way its for free? I dont expect anything of substance from a General who served in Alice Lakwena's army You are a true hero when it comes to matters of killings.how could u allow Lakwena to deceive u that by smearing simsim on your face u could dogde bullets?
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written by Makanika, January 06, 2013
These are the time that I see Mwenda has really matured in his journalism, I remember when he was still with the monitor newspaper he would also feed us on lie sometimes and he would be one sided.
Congs!
Mr, Low-rated comment [Show]
incompetent cover-up
written by andrew, January 07, 2013
Andrew,
your assumption that the govt would have behaved in a more proffessional way had it killed Nebanda is very WRONG. NRM govt has always been incompetent in covering up its misdeeds; remember the HOPELESS BESIGYE RAPE frame-up, they kept showing how they cannot pill off even the most basic cover ups...... same with nebanda. they could have killed her and still behaved in the self same incompetent way we've come to know.
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written by Sebaspace, January 07, 2013
Nailed it totally. This frothing in Parliament just shows a group of people who haven't figured out what Uganda's priorities are. Uganda's Parliament is a bungling, ill-organized, pliable, self-righteous lot - but still they don't have a handle on how to deliver what the Ugandan masses really need: reliable hospital and schools; a sound transport infrastructure, corruption-free government institutions and proper accountability whenever malfeasance is uncovered. Crowing about Nebanda's death will not bring about any of these things.
Great Insight
written by Birungi, January 07, 2013
The best article i have seen on this issue. This kind of deviousness shows there is something fundamentally wrong in our society.
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written by Titus Gerald, January 07, 2013
I find your assertion that Nebanda was opportunistic like anyother Ugandan unfair. Andrew, your articles have changed alot in the last 3 years! I think you need to revisit your articles especially those that you wrote after the death of Noble Mayombo! I guess you also got "something" from the big man.
I see no masturbation
written by Ariaka, January 07, 2013
I see no political masturbation Andrew. Hmmmmm!! Instead, I do not understand the obsession with control that the government postures. A simple matter for the police is swaying the government into the hands of speculation as to who killed the MP. An inquest into this death, with the government offering the resources and full support would have been a better response at PR and resolution of the matter.
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written by Bongomin Morris, January 07, 2013
Mwenda, you are now a shadow of your former self. All your attempt to sweet coat this regime actually exposes it the more. Man are you not able to get a well paying job any where else so that you can protect your reputation that is fast waning? Please do something else. thank you.
The nature of our politics actually is characteristic of our values and level of sophistication to the core.
written by Levi Zakye, January 07, 2013
Many of the real issues like the hospital one you mentioned should be raising mass public outcry and country wide demonstrations. But why not so? Have Ugandan's gotten so used to the status quo, poverty and poor service delivery that they cant demand better? Or is it the people's leaders that betray the masses that once they are in positions and can kiss poverty goodbye individually then they forget the masses? Or is it a general lack of patriotism among all Ugandans?

Levi Zakye
Uganda's political musterbation
written by nuwgaba, January 07, 2013
Andrew,

Your analysis is almost convincing but there is a small but critical part which is not covered (just like the Achilles' heel of Greek mythology). The curve of degeneration means that there is a time when the regime may loose 'that consistency and remarkable skillful.. for regime survival. You point out that degeneration is clearly advanced. Logically degeneration may have set in that the capacity to... skill levels for remige survial is badly eroded too.
MD
written by Herberrt, January 07, 2013
Andrew,
People are always difficult to understand. Now that you have critically looked into the heart of the many, they think you have been given something from the big man. Most of our people are power hungry and think about " eating"! All are fighting to get into the control of the treasury. Now the truth is coming out. Is the speaker planning to apologise? What about my friends in parliament. Of course I want to ask. Why did the Government panic?
Mr.
written by Darlius Mwebesa, January 07, 2013
Balanced Criticism, let us face the land
CE
written by Rogers, January 07, 2013
Andrew, what can I possibly write or express that you have not hinted on. Our politicians will jump on to anything just to remind in the eyes of the people. They have degenerated so low to an extent of politicizing a thief in the village who has stolen a hen and how he should be treated because he can offer his vote. Makes me sick to even go on and waste my brain writing about them.
where is the light?
written by NKUNDA, January 07, 2013
Andrew, i couldn't have said it better, in fact my friend was of the view that some of these MPs that were making unnecessary noise should be prosecuted or they should at least apologize to the nation but like you correctly put it, they are perhaps no threat to government survival.

Now how do they expect Ugandans to believe them for once? That's why for most of us the devil we know is better...
Not entirely correct
written by KE, January 07, 2013
Mr. Mwenda, most of your article is spot-on. However, you are not telling the truth when you say "There are many issues that concern the lives of the people of Uganda, which never gain the attention of those who pretend to oppose Museveni". I am sure you will find that so many of these issues have been and are still being articulated by many people across the political spectrum. Whenever Dr. Besigye is hosted on any talkshow, he will always talk about these issues. Problem is you in media will only pick a few bits where he mentions the word tsunami and that is all you report.
Even now.
written by KE, January 07, 2013
Even now, Rtd. Bishop Zac is talking himself hoarse regarding the children you mentioned at the end of your article. But the media, instead of supporting him and his colleagues, is busy running off to Kireka to take photos of a one Adam Kalungi.
What is the poltical setting ?
written by pacol, January 07, 2013
Andrew, I admire your attempt to be objective and analytical in the face of this Nebanda 'impasse". However the only methods the NRM and M7 in particular uses to consolidate its "survival" is the Army and state agents who initmidate and harrass Ugandans to tow the NRM line. All this posturing that we can write "democratically" and influence public opinion is a ruse! Can you Andrew comfortably tell us that Uganda is a free country? I guess not , all these MP's and politicians have no motivation to serve their country because they are staring through the barrel of a gun. So they masturbate with tax payers money and sell out Ugandans because they are disillusioned and helpless to the whims of the Village Chief, M7!
Are you for real?
written by Steven Nsubuga, January 07, 2013
Mr. Mwenda, is there any scientific proof about Museveni's govt behavior to prove murder? Wow! I am lost to such type of reasoning! And rightly you proclaimed that Museveni buys off his critics. Are you telling us so because you are proof to that? Did he buy you off? You spent countless times trying to deny it. But just like they say, death (truth) speaks in strange tongues!!!!!!!!!
mr.
written by andy acon, January 07, 2013
Andrew, I really do concur with the growing number of people who think/believe your objectivity has receded. For someone like you to claim that this gov't manages its atrocities well, leaves me wondering if you followed the stories of Mayombo, Ayume, Besigye rape saga, Andrew Kayiira, Wapakhabulo etc. For you to describe the late Nebanda in the manner you do, leaves me asking where in the world you can find politicians who play a clean game? Haven't you had the phrase, "keep your friends close and your enemies closer"? Nebanda showed that by fighting NRM within enemy lines, and i'm certain DP members commend her for that, even posthumously. May her soul finding everlasting peace.
You are the intellectual masterbater
written by Ocheto, January 07, 2013
Mwenda you are the one who is self-pleasing. The late MP was the only one to have repeatedly stood up in parliament and booed Museveni. And knowing how patronising he is given the way he refers to all women MPs as his daughters he probably thought she being so vulnerable as to even beg for money would be the easiest person to make an example of. And it is precisely because he found her easy to knock off, that nobody would have given a single thought to contradict his narrative, that he never bothered to be as painstaking about the coverup as he does with his other more renown opponents. You have (your self-adulation has) it all backwards.
Excuse me , Andrew ! MP's death is a Public issue
written by Julius, January 08, 2013
The death of a people's District-wide MP ( regardless of the District population), and if that death is somehow controversial, I think is a public issue, regardless of whether some are making political capital out of it. Unless a shock or an outbreak of a strange disease in a given District is not a public issue. The Nodding disease is one example. Think abt the people she was representing and the fact that an MP , whether despiseable , is a National and therefore public figure and potential issue. That's why parliament convenes to pay tribute when a member passes on and they say " the Country has lost "
Secondly she was too young to be condemned for opportunism and crossing from DP to another party. How many senior citizens have made news by crisscrossing ? pliz!
Mr
written by Jim, January 08, 2013
IAndrew Mwenda for once in a long time i almost agreed with you but for you to suggest that the death of Nebanda under such mysterious circumstances is a minor issue i found it disgusting more so when the government is behaving a suspecious way. No deaeth is insignificant let alone of a people's representative. You contradict yourself by saying if Nebanda posed a real threat to the regime then NRM would have come out in a professional manner. You couldnt have been wrong. I am surprised you have becomme a lair of note. Tell us what professionalism was exhibited when KB was framed with raping. He posed a real threat to the regime, but have you forgotten how they tried to frame him using witnesses coached in the state house?
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written by lindsey, January 08, 2013
Spot on, Mwenda.
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written by Daniel, January 08, 2013
The Museveni regime does not kill critics. At most, it just ignores them; often, it buys them off; sometimes, it intimidates them; and on occasion, it blackmails them into silence
You have become what you hated
written by Daniel, January 08, 2013
If the Mwenda of today met the Mwenda of ten years ago they would fight
Mr
written by Nathanael Kasozi, January 08, 2013
I am equally disappointed in Mwenda's article. i beg that Mwenda disassociates him self to that thinking of professional killings. I mean some questions to answer for him... If Nebanda was a no body ....what the hell is all this political masturbation about???? Secondly .....If Mp's allege that govt is prime suspect......why then refer to them as Idiots & Fools???/ Best practice would have been to deal with situation and do not create envy with public coz it raises more suspicion
One big assumption for an article!!!!
written by Kevin, January 08, 2013
Dear Editor,
AM a bit puzzled, how do you right an entire article based on the assumption that the Govt usually does a better job at covering their tracks!!!! Seriously???? why don't you go ahead and delve into some of the key facts with the case and try and explain them away. Please tell me something about the pathological tests and results, explain away why the pathologist was barrred from reaching S.A

If you can try that then you might have a chance at part II of your article.
Mr
written by Innocent Obilil, January 08, 2013
I think I agree with Andrew on a number of issues he has raised in this article, my only issue is the competence of the police to do a good job to deliver this case. They (Police) tend to be narrow minded that they go for easy leads when cases such as these present esp with the public pressure and anxiety still high and to me they may be the rod that will betray govt image in this case.
On Andrew side in this story, those saying he has lost his sense of analysis are doing so because they are used to the out spoken Andrew against govt and when he tries to be partial they think he has lost it just becasue they are bent at seeing govt in bad light.
Thanks Andrew, I love this article
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written by Magma MUGIRI, January 08, 2013
Mr. Mwenda 10 years ago and Mwenda 2013 if they met, one of the two must die.. same as the M7 we saw in 1987 and 2013!! Someone has called maturity of Andrew but it is more than that!! while Andrew's article has several contradictions, it tells gives some light on some unanswered questions about other high profile deaths during this regime; Kayira, Mayombo, Gen. Kazini. Going by your theory, those must have been "existential threats" because the Government explanations were systematic and smart.... This therefore implies Mr. M7 ought to ask the Gen. Kaihura to visit you to shed more light on how, what you know about these unresolved matters.... then Hon. Nabanda's death shall be a small issue indeed.
Empty talk wont improve us, let us work alittle more
written by Musinguzi, January 08, 2013
Ugandans need to find better ways to sound intelligent beyond useless empty talk. All these empty-tin noises wont improve things. Let us work more and speak alittle less. There is something a miss in our society-you will find rich neighbourhoods that cannot work together like in other parts of the world to pave their access roads inspite of driving mercedes, range rovers and getting stuck in potholes next to their houses everyday (on small roads that are not for KCCA's).
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written by Musinguzi, January 08, 2013
I was shocked after Xmas as I drove to Nairobi to find an accident near Kisasi and a car was on top of a boy and instead of the people who were around trying to get the car off this boy, the crowd was standing analysing how the accident happened!! This is the useless Ugandan talk without the requisite actions.
I look at Buganda's Bulange and see the garbage around it, the rotten fence, no flowers, the unattended banana plantation inside it, the kabaka's lake that can be but not improved for local tourism etc, then I turn and look at the central government and honestly, I am left speechless at the different levels of failure. Most of you are quick at pointing at the government
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written by Musinguzi, January 08, 2013
but the individual failure starts with the Ugandan individual, then to neighbourhood, community, region and government at the helm. The reconstruction of uganda will have to work at all those levels. people will have to choose to work and later talk and not just talk talk all the time.
That said, the government's hand in all these failures cannot be missed-where it plays populism even on national duties where enforcement should be applied with out a blink. As for Nebanda's death, unfortunate but looks characteristic of these unmentored,young leaders who find in unfamiliar territories with lots of money they have no clue to do with-drugs etc
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written by Musinguzi, January 08, 2013
may be it is Lubiri and not Bulange
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written by Gen Adam kifaliso, January 08, 2013
we have all failed as a people , country and leadership , we did let m7 stay longer than necessary , m7 Mal-fussed his party into the state creating an administration budget problem , with nothing on mind and in plan except power , m7 has wasted 30 yrs of Uganda's development ,the minimal achievements he talks about are almost all personal and from theft of public funds they have not matched population growth and therefore have made little impact on the general development of the country hence the bad shape visitors realise on going around the Country . His minders make sure m7 has the best there unknowingly digging their master's political if not physical grave , neverhteless its seems its time for m7 to go ,Kibaki is gone
Cerina Nebanda was poisoned
written by Jimmy , January 09, 2013
If you think the government did not poison Cerina Nebanda, ask Hon. Hussein Kyanjo (Makindye MP) whose speech has been impaired by poison. Don't forget that there was an attempt to poison Hon. Jack Sabiiti and Mugisha Muntu in 2007.
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written by hudson, January 09, 2013
I wish all the elite in uganda could pick a leaf from Andrew's sense of reasoning . Thanks andrew for educating the so called educated peasants of Uganda . Ugandans may claim that they are educated, but they behave like peasants. This is due to lack of exposure and experiece. Andrew you have a big job. God Bless you.
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written by winnie, January 09, 2013
Dear Lord do we need to recall parliament for what anyway for more Kaaboozi or what ? the MP's death was just an accident . to Me i dont see the need for parliament its just a duplication of roles of the three arms of Govt.. A New constitution was written when M7 came to power(May God Bless Him)i wonder why the MPS keep reciting what is already in the constitution it does not make sense to me coz its to be used when necessary but not daily as if one is eating food besides that our problems are not in the Constitution.it would be better if LC 1 'S were incharge of the country coz they are closer to the people and more approachable in terms of solving immediate community matters.
Great article !
written by D.Oduki, January 09, 2013
Great Article ! Good to know that they are people, however few, with a different opinion !
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written by John Majwara, January 10, 2013
I like this incisive advise to Uganda's politicians. I believe Nebanda( RIP) was militarily and politically no real threat to the regime's existence. M7 always kills most of those who pose real military and political threat to his regime. I am not amused about the agitated recall of parliament, not only because of financial burden to Ugandans but also the MPs interpretations of their priorities vis a vis the many unmet needs of Ugandans. I wish parliament would be recalled to discuss the array of pressing national needs rather than an individual death. With this type of politics,MPs will continue playing in the hands of the dictator and facilitating his life presidency.
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written by Kawaida, January 10, 2013
Poverty, mediocrity, "short sightedness" and bad governance are the root causes of all this! How do we get rid of these in the long run???
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written by jackie mckina, January 10, 2013
Brilliant analysis Andrew.
Liked it
written by Keishima, January 10, 2013
IAndrew, wait until you lose some body close to you, at that moment, you will realise what it means to lose a loved one. so it is to the paranoid M7. Thank you for telling our MP's to do better what the their electrorate voted them for...Human nature is eratic, what happened to Nebanda will happen to the rest, it could be any one as long the first family think you are a threat to their looting of this country.
Does M7 have advisors? Does this paranoid man listen to any one? M7 could be schizophrenic, dont be suprised, the disease runs within the family anyway.Why would a head of state, live on national Television use abusive languange?It tells us more about the man himself.
Lies, Lies, and More Lies
written by MunaU, February 15, 2013
Mwenda,

From your article, I can infer that what people have been saying is true. You are now being paid by both the Rwanda regime and the Uganda regime. Please provide us with some objective reporting!!!

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